🎤 Save Alex Borg! 🙊

You are now the campaign manager for Alex Borg. Your job is to keep him on message and avoid any gaffes.

Move using the keyboard arrow keys. Stay away from 🎤 microphones, 📰 newspapers, 🐦 tweets, and 📘 Facebook, as these can trigger one of Alex's silly statements.

Collect ☕ coffee cups to restore Alex's composure and keep his Gaffometer in check!